Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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