it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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