my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Its about making memories worth repressing
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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