Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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