Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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