Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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