Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
My orgasm happened in two different decades
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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