i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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