she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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