Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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