You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Randomize
