What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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