i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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