So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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