that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
drinking out of a sandbucket again
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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