Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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