ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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