Nicole vs. Life
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
