My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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