Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
