How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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