My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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