no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
There's always time for handjobs
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Help. Why am I so naked?
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