I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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