Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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