Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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