i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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