Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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