Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I have demons in me.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
