its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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