got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i am craving dick and cupcakes
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
