i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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