I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Please, let me fuck your mom
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
