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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
