this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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