all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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