So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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