I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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