I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize