3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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