Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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