Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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