So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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