I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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