how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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