Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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