you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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