Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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