I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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