put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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