She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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