I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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