That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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