At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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