U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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